What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Scoobydoobydooism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a synod made up of invisible undead Popes with help from the riders of the Apocolypse.
The conspiracy first started during the Battle of Hastings in Oolan Baator. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the French Revolution (it didn't really happen! All lies!).
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by whistling through your teeth; they want to upholster MENSA and imprison resisters in France using Jimmy Swaggart's spare underwear.
In order to prepare for this, we all must undergo ritual Jewish cleansing. Since the media is controlled by Luke Skywalker we should get our information from Bush Administration.
Fight the power!
Thank-you, Val! You are as ever, an inspiration :P
The conspiracy first started during the Battle of Hastings in Oolan Baator. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the French Revolution (it didn't really happen! All lies!).
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by whistling through your teeth; they want to upholster MENSA and imprison resisters in France using Jimmy Swaggart's spare underwear.
In order to prepare for this, we all must undergo ritual Jewish cleansing. Since the media is controlled by Luke Skywalker we should get our information from Bush Administration.
Fight the power!
Thank-you, Val! You are as ever, an inspiration :P
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